Aug 21

omgitsbrilliant:

livindavidaloki:

redhjedi:

The Hulk ain’t never lied.

I can’t even express how much respect I have for Mark Ruffalo.  The dude’s on the US terrorism watchlist for fuck’s sake.

Omg, it’s true

Aug 21

starlord:

Aren’t you going to wish me luck?

Aug 21

thepeoplesrecord:

redtemplo:

BUSTED! Gov. Running #Ferguson Twitter Psyop

GOD!

Thousands of bots on Twitter tweeting out the same racist, anti-Michael Brown tweets. This, at least, is detectable/provable. But rest assured, in addition to easily purchasable bots there are paid individuals representing both private and government interests who are paid to wear down your resolve, troll you, shift opinion, convolute conversations, etc. regarding private business interests, foreign interests like this Israel student union Facebook war room, but much more organized. 

Although I think engaging in meaningful conversations is important, I think being vigilant for your own mental health  is important. You should feel good/guiltless about blocking people, turning off the anonymous ask function, and ignoring trolls who will never try to actually have a meaningful dialogues because often their whole agenda is simply to ware you down. 

Aug 21
wintergrey:

Reminder that Ferguson is a food desert and school is canceled. People’s movement is restricted. The work of the St Louis Food Bank is vital right now. Help if you can. (x)
STL FOOD BANK

wintergrey:

Reminder that Ferguson is a food desert and school is canceled. People’s movement is restricted. The work of the St Louis Food Bank is vital right now. Help if you can. (x)

STL FOOD BANK

Aug 21

helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

Aug 21

ofgeography:

so here’s a fun story about this movie. guess who loves this movie? me! i do! i love this movie. i love this movie so much that when i was in the 7th grade and i saw “first wives club 2” on pay per view i was like: HELL YEAH!! FIRST WIVES CLUB TWO!! NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A SEQUEL!!!

here’s the synopsis for first wives club 2:

disgruntled first wives take their ex-husbands’ new lovers under their wing.

sounds great, right? awesome viewing material for a precocious 11-year-old.

so i buy this movie, and like, three minutes into it i’m starting to feel suspicious?? like it’s really low quality and my girls are nowhere in sight?? how come none of the first wives are the same?? how come they’re alone in a bedroom with mood lighting?? why is she taking off her shirt?? why are they both taking off their shirts?? WHY ARE THEY—

here’s what i did not know about first wives club 2:

  • it is a lesbian porno of no relation to the beloved 1996 classic.

so of course i, horrified that i’ve accidentally bought porn on my family’s account (and in that state of panic that kids work themselves into whenever anything regarding sex is mentioned), quickly shut off the TV and go upstairs and watch an episode of veggie tales to like, cleanse my soul and apologize to jesus, and that’s that.

EXCEPT, OF COURSE:

  • you have to pay for pay per view.

so the end of the month comes and i have completely put this incident out of my mind, haha, i accidentally bought porn, how funny, TELL NO ONE. right? and i’m sitting at a nice dinner with my mother, my stepfather, and my very religious aunt deb, and we’re just talking about farm things, whatever, when suddenly my mother puts her fork down and says, “okay, there’s something we need to discuss. as a family.”

  • AS A FAMILY.

and i’m like, running through a list of people i know who could conceivably be dead, and fantasizing about my mother announcing that she’s going to buy me My Own Computer Just Because U Earned It Kiddo, and she pulls out a piece of paper that says DIRECTV across the top. and i’m like: OH NO.

"i received the tv bill today," my mother said, and i was like, shoveling potatoes into my mouth as fast as i could because i knew that when i went to PORN PRISON they weren’t going to feed me this kind of quality starch. "does anybody want to tell me who purchased the pornography?"

as a reminder, a quick table survey:

  • my mother, surprised and disappointed by the porn bill (innocent)
  • my stepfather, a grumbly old cowboy who just wants to sing along to kenny chesney and watch the hunt for red october (innocent)
  • my aunt deb, a super religious catholic whose best friend is a nun named Sister Placid (innocent)
  • me, the 11-year-old with a mouthful of potatoes who definitely purchased the lesbian pornography

silence.

my mother said, “i’m not going to ask again.”

silence.

my aunt looked at my stepdad. my stepdad looked at my aunt. NOBODY LOOKED AT ME, THE 11-YEAR-OLD WITH A MOUTHFUL OF POTATOES WHO DEFINITELY PURCHASED THE LESBIAN PORNOGRAPHY.

my mother shook her head and put the bill down. “this was incredibly inappropriate,” she said. “skip, deb, whoever. buy that shit on your own time. i’m not paying for it. what if molly had seen it?”

  • WHAT IF MOLLY HAD SEEN IT?

"don’t expose my kid to that crap."

  • DON’T
  • EXPOSE
  • MY KID
  • TO THAT CRAP

"if you want to watch porn, fine, but do it in private and don’t expect me to pay for it. i can’t believe one of you did that in the living room."

  • I CAN’T BELIEVE ONE OF YOU DID THAT
  • IN THE LIVING ROOM

but molly, why didn’t you own up to it and explain that it was an accident?

  • are you fucking kidding
  • i did not want to go to porn prison

the fun conclusion to this story is that i never owned up to it, which means that there are 3 people in the world who have not solved the mystery of the lesbian porn. a quick survey:

  • my mother, who lives every day wondering whose porn she paid for
  • my stepfather, who probably wishes he knew less about his wife’s sister’s porn preferences
  • my aunt, who probably wishes she knew less about her sister’s husband’s porn preferences

but molly, why don’t you own up to it now, with the safety of time and distance and the knowledge that porn prison isn’t real?

  • are you fucking kidding
  • this is the best thing i’ve ever done
Aug 21
wendythang:

i don’t know how to draw voidy powers

wendythang:

i don’t know how to draw voidy powers

Aug 21

kkp-absconds:

Lowblood set. Also, thank you for 1,000 followers! ♥♥♥ The Highblood set will be posted as soon as I finish them.

Aug 21
ezrabot:

good openings/endings (listen)

↳ .01 again → yui (fma:b opening 1) / .02 no, thank you! → yōko hikasa (k-on!! ending 2) / .03 crossing field → lisa (sao opening 1) / .04 black paper moon → tommy heavenly6 (soul eater opening 2) / .05 pre-parade → rie kugimiya, eri kitamura, & yui horie (toradora! opening) / .06 connect → konekuto (pmmm opening) / .07 aimer → rokutousei no yoru (no.6 ending) / .08 cruel angel thesis → yoko takahashi (nge opening) / .09 be as one → w.inds. (fairy tail ending 6) / .10 howling → abigdon boys school (darker than black opening 1) / .11 monochrome no kiss → sid (kuroshitsuji opening 1) / .12 kyokai no kanata → minori chihara (knk ending) / .13 catch you catch me → gumi (cardcaptor sakura opening) / .14 wareta ringo → novahyou (shinsekai yori ending)


(some of the info might be incorrect btw)

ezrabot:

good openings/endings (listen)

↳ .01 again → yui (fma:b opening 1) / .02 no, thank you! → yōko hikasa (k-on!! ending 2) / .03 crossing field → lisa (sao opening 1) / .04 black paper moon → tommy heavenly6 (soul eater opening 2) / .05 pre-parade → rie kugimiya, eri kitamura, & yui horie (toradora! opening) / .06 connect → konekuto (pmmm opening) / .07 aimer → rokutousei no yoru (no.6 ending) / .08 cruel angel thesis → yoko takahashi (nge opening) / .09 be as one → w.inds. (fairy tail ending 6) / .10 howling → abigdon boys school (darker than black opening 1) / .11 monochrome no kiss → sid (kuroshitsuji opening 1) / .12 kyokai no kanata → minori chihara (knk ending) / .13 catch you catch me → gumi (cardcaptor sakura opening) / .14 wareta ringo → novahyou (shinsekai yori ending)

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(some of the info might be incorrect btw)

Aug 21
rainbow-runners:

grizzlybara:

I accidentally bumped into a Red at otakon and promptly apologized. 
I got a “sorry doesn’t do me shit.” in response.
Perfect.

YES

rainbow-runners:

grizzlybara:

I accidentally bumped into a Red at otakon and promptly apologized. 

I got a “sorry doesn’t do me shit.” in response.

Perfect.

YES